That awkward moment when you're kicking ass at...
masteradept: most-awkward-moments: Click here if you’re awkward! Been there!!!
clientsfromhell: Client: “I’m looking at using a combined Blue & Red color that is neither Blue or Red. I would appreciate it if you could check with a few printing experts to see if they can suggest anything.” Me: “Purple. You—you mean purple.”
childishgambinolyrics: iamdonald: I would not fight back.
Kirby is a perfect example of not going off what...
mamaimadeit: Kirby is a pink, fat blob with feminine features, fairy dust and rainbows come out of his ass like jstforkicks, and he makes noises like he’s being fucked up the ass, but make no mistake, that nigga can throw hands on Super Smash Brothers. And he has an iron jaw, like it’s hard to kill him. Kirby is a trill ass nigga on the low.
bonaventure-: have you ever thought maybe sonic the hedgehog goes so fast because he’s running away from his feelings…………….
it’s also rampant among women who should be drawing shit. and studying…shit. silentsmack: I would like to talk to you about A.D.D. It’s real and serious disease amongst men who are supposed to be drawing shit.
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
drunkchicksandbigdicks: Kanye west always makes songs that challenge the average white person to say the word “nigga” out loud. I love it.